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What is the difference between a car and toilet paper?
What type of shoes do spies wear?
I saw a strange creature. Long, hard, and straight, thrusting into a round, dark opening. Preparing to discharge its load of lives. Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
What has ears but does not listen
Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?
My days are numbered. What am I?