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What do you get if you milk a cow after an earthquake?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
How does Moses make coffee?
What did the blanket say to the reassure the frightened bed?
The offspring of a feline and a Xerox machine
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?
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Logic
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