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How did the farmer find his wife?
There is a pencil, an eraser,ruler and a razor blade in your pocket what is the next thing you can find there?
A DJ does this to records. I do it to mosquito bites.
Why are there no living cats on Mars?
The offspring of a feline and a Xerox machine
If itβs information you seek, come and see me. If itβs pairs of letters you need, I have consecutively three. What am I?