Answer:
What bone has a sense of humor?
What made Cyclops quit teaching?
What does a rain cloud wear under their raincoat?
What do birds say when they fly home?
I saw a strange creature, Long, hard, and straight, Thrusting in a round, dark, opening, Preparing to discharge its load of lives, Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, Then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
I can only be played on a windy day