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Tuesday, Bill and Jim went to a restaurant they ordered and ate their food and stuff like that. Then they paid the bill, but neither Bill nor Jim paid the bill. Who did?
I saw a strange creature. Long, hard, and straight, thrusting into a round, dark opening. Preparing to discharge its load of lives. Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
What has many keys, but can't even open a single door?
Today he is there to trip you up and he will torture you tomorrow.
Why did the teacher have to wear sunglasses?
All about, but cannot be seen, Can be captured, cannot be held, No throat, but can be heard. Who am I?