Answer:
You will always find me in package goods
Commits friendly home invasions one night a year.
I saw a strange creature, Long, hard, and straight, Thrusting in a round, dark, opening, Preparing to discharge its load of lives, Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, Then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts?
What do you call a dog without legs?
Why was the cook arrested?
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Animal
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Food
Kids
Logic
What am I?