Answer:
Searing 'cross the pitch-black skies, I scream in celebration, Yet moments later, my outburst through, I am naught but imagination.
I can be used to type and point you see. But don't forget, you can count on me. What am I?
Of these things - I have two. One for me - and one for you. And when you ask about the price, I simply smile and nod twice.
When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
It is a path of cow juice spread across the sky but cannot be seen by the naked eye
Why was the cook arrested?
Difficult
Animal
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?