Answer:
What type of bar gets you wet walking in and out of it but keeps you dry inside?
We are all around, yet to us you are half blind. Sunlight makes us invisible, and difficult to find.
Forward I’m heavy, but backwards I’m not.
I can sizzle like bacon, I am made with an egg. I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg. I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole. I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole.
We are few to the wise; We are abundant to the drunken; We can calm the beast and are precious to the child; We can devour the heart, without piercing the skin
What language does a billboard speak?
Difficult
Animal
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?