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You are a bus driver. Two kids get on and one kid gets off. Five kids get on and four get off. Nine kids get on another one gets off. What color are the bus drivers eyes?
He is known to commit a friendly home invasion one night a year, never taking but always leaving stuff behind
A man was driving his truck his lights were not on the moon was not out up ahead a woman was crossing the street how did he see her
What can point in every direction but can't reach the destination by itself
This man has an obsession with spinach.
It is an insect, and the first part of its name is the name of another insect. What is it?