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What can never be put in a saucepan?
I saw a strange creature. Long, hard, and straight, thrusting into a round, dark opening. Preparing to discharge its load of lives. Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
Why did the smart phone need glasses?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work?
What's green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree on you, it will kill you?
Why was the cook arrested?
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