Answer:
What do you do with a dead chemist?
What do you say to comfort an English teacher?
You play with it at night in bed. you’re not allowed to fiddle with it a work. Only very special people are allowed to touch it. What is it?
Where can you find success before work?
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one, Michael J Fox has a small one, Madonna doesn't have one, The pope has one but he never uses it, Bill Clinton has one and he uses it all the time! What is it?
What made Cyclops quit teaching?
Funny
Animal
Difficult
Easy
Food
Kids
Logic
What am I?