Answer:
I am a teacher but I have a problem. Every time the students come into my class my eyes bounce and flutter all over the place. Why is this?
Nature's way of applauding a lightning strike.
What do birds say when they fly home?
What do grateful, thankful, wonderful and joyful have all in common?
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?
Funny
Animal
Difficult
Easy
Food
Kids
Logic
What am I?