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What does a newspaper reporter use to dry himself after his shower?
What do Delhi, Mexico, Guinea, Castle, Jersey and Foundland have in common?
What time do the ducks wake up in the morning?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What's green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree on you, it will kill you?
If you can spot one of these eastern warriors, it means they're not doing their job right.