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How can you tell which part of the turkey is the left side?
You walk into a room with a rabbit holding a carrot, a pig eating slop, and a chimp holding a banana.Which animal in the room is the smartest?
Men cut this by attaching a razor to a broom handle or just have their wives do it.
How did the computer get drunk?
You are in a room with 3 monkeys. One monkey has a banana, one has a stick, and one has nothing. Who is the smartest primate?
If itβs information you seek, come and see me. If itβs pairs of letters you need, I have consecutively three. What am I?