Answer:
I saw a strange creature, Long, hard, and straight, Thrusting in a round, dark, opening, Preparing to discharge its load of lives, Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, Then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
What is old, white, republican, old, white, republican, and old, white, and republican?
What is the Devil's favorite spice?
Why was the broom late?
An office supply that's shaped like a trombone.
What made Cyclops quit teaching?
Funny
Animal
Difficult
Easy
Food
Kids
Logic
What am I?