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Large as a mountain, small as a pea, Endlessly swimming in a water-less sea.
Two men walk into a restaurant. One man orders H2O. The second man says, “I will have H2O too.” The second man dies. How come the second man dies?
What is up that’s also down? What’s a smile and a frown?
With sharp edged wit and pointed poise. It can settle disputes without making a noise.
The itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot variety is quite popular.
I have two bodies joined together as one. When standing still I run and run.
Difficult
Animal
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?