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What do you call a snake that's exactly 3.14 feet long?
Emily was gossiping with her friends and told them that she was sure Josh was a drunk because she always saw his car parked in front of the bar. Josh overheard this and decided he was going to use his car to get back at her by making everyone think she was easy. How did he do this?
Why do cats make good soldiers?
Why do Gorillas have such big nostrils?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What made Cyclops quit teaching?