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Not a priest, not a king but wears different kinds of clothes.
What do you get when you cross an automobile with a household animal?
What takes hours to pull off Is most satisfying when it's done And requires consent from the person you're doing it to?
When does an Irish potato change its nationality?
What must take a bow before it can speak?
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?