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I saw a strange creature, Long, hard, and straight, Thrusting in a round, dark, opening, Preparing to discharge its load of lives, Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, Then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
Why was the cook arrested?
What's black and white and red all over?
How do you organize a space party?
How do you tell a boy snowman apart from a girl snowman?
I repeat only the last word you say. The more I repeat, the softer I got. I cannot be seen but can be heard. What am I?