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I have a hundred legs, but cannot stand. I have a long neck, but no head. I cannot see. I'm neat and tidy as can be.
As a whole, I am both safe and secure. Behead me, I become a place of meeting. Behead me again, I am the partner of ready. Restore me, I become the domain of beasts.
What do you purposefully put lots of in and on your body, but run away from when you encounter it outside?
Long and slinky like a trout, never sings till it's guts come out.
I can travel from there to here by disappearing, and here to there by reappearing.
Why was the cook arrested?
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What am I?