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I have three feet but I cannot walk. What am I?
Until I am measured, I am not known. Yet, how you miss me when I have flown. What Am I?
The more it dries, the wetter it becomes. What is it?
The thunder comes before the lightning, which comes before the cloud. The rain dries all the land it touches, wrapping the earth in a blood red shroud. What am I?
A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him underwater for five minutes. Next she hangs him. Right after she feeds him dinner. How can this be?
What language does a billboard speak?