Answer:
Something we eat, and misspell as meet.
What has roots that nobody sees, and is taller than trees. Up, up it goes, and yet it never grows.
What can touch someone once and last them a lifetime?
A big shiny black car nobody wants to be a passenger in.
Proof you've done your time in school
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?
Easy
Animal
Difficult
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?