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What can go up a chimney down, but cannot go down a chimney up?
If lightning strikes an orchestra who is the one most likely to get hit?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What did the baby corn say to its mother?
The one fashion accessory farmers and hipsters can agree upon.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?
Funny
Animal
Difficult
Easy
Food
Kids
Logic
What am I?