Answer:
Locked up inside you and yet they can steal it from you.
When life gives you these, make a refreshing beverage.
Some are clean and some are dirty, but all are meant to get a chuckle. Most like it, some takes offense from it.
What has two butts and kills people?
How can a pants pocket be empty, but still have something in it?
I can only be played on a windy day
Funny
Animal
Difficult
Easy
Food
Kids
Logic
What am I?