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I am a teacher but I have a problem. Every time the students come into my class my eyes bounce and flutter all over the place. Why is this?
What did the rain cloud wear under his raincoat?
What is my favorite food to eat in the summer that starts with V?
What did the faucet say to the shower?
What happens to Composers when they die?
I never sleep yet sometimes I weep. I can get angry or just be happy. Wherever you go, I will follow. No matter what you do, I will be there. I cannot die. What am I?