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What word is that, which, deprived of its first letter, leaves you sick?
A king in red with a sole command. If you obey, it will cause you to break. What am I?
What gift should you give blind people, drunks, and nerds for Christmas?
What did the faucet say to the shower?
A ham Sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer, and the bartender says?
What language does a billboard speak?