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What has teeth but no mouth?
Your mother's brother's only brotherยญ-inยญ-law is asleep on your couch. Who is asleep on your couch?
What happens if you cross a apple with a Christmas tree
If you are a man then your best friend will eat this for dinner.
What is used to greet, and also used to describe something taller than you?
I can only be played on a windy day