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What does a werewolf and a 50 year old woman have in common?
Why was the big cat disqualified from the race?
What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she looked up in the sky?
What do you call a blender that made a mistake?
What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?