Answer:
What has a head and a tail but no body?
Humans have two that shrink in the light and expand in the dark
A job that involves sitting in a highchair, wearing a black gown and smacking things with a mallet
It makes me warm and secure.
Born in the past, but only lives in the present. Sometimes false, always personal.
Why was the cook arrested?
Easy
Animal
Difficult
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?