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I saw a strange creature, Long, hard, and straight, Thrusting in a round, dark, opening, Preparing to discharge its load of lives, Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, Then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
What lies in bed, and stands in bed? First white then red. The plumper it gets the better the old women like it?
Has its teeth on your head but doesn't bite
What has a face, and a tail, but no body?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
I can only be played on a windy day
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What am I?