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I'm the start of eternity and the end of space. There are two of me in heaven and one in hell.
It's tough as nails, Or soft as snow. People use it for their rink, Some just put in their drink.
What has feet on the inside but not on the outside?
I travel the world and I am drunk constantly. Who am I?
Almost everyone needs it, asks for it, gives it. But almost nobody takes it.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?