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Where humans breath liquid?
I bind it and it walks. I loose it and it stops.
Salty water everywhere but not sea in sight.
I can ruin your day, or darken your life. And while I'm expected, I'm never alright. I'm bad for business, and worse for your hair. Wherever I am, there's something not there.
Who works when he plays and plays when he works?
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?