Answer:
What do you have when you're sitting down that you don't have when you're standing up?
He stands beside the road. In a purple cap at tattered green cloak. Those who touch him, curse him.
What covers its face with its hands, speaks no language, yet most known what it's saying?
What goes through the door without pinching itself? What sits on the stove without burning itself? What sits on the table and is not ashamed?
What can be underwater, under fire, on fire and taking water all at the same time?
What language does a billboard speak?
Difficult
Difficult
Animal
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?