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It's shorter than the rest, but when you're happy, you raise it up like it's the best. What is it?
I'm a starchy plant tuber that is one of the most important food crops, cooked and eaten fried, such as french fries.
What has a foot but no leg?
If you drive on this, pedestrians and the police will be pretty upset with you.
What word is always pronounced wrong?
It is something you will never see again.