Answer:
What shoes should you wear when your basement is flooded?
What starts with a P, ends with an E and has a million letters in it?
One might hang a locket from this
What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?
If you drive on this, pedestrians and the police will be pretty upset with you.
What language does a billboard speak?
Easy
Animal
Difficult
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?