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How do you drown a hipster?
I am the black cloak of the road
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
What is the easiest way to keep water from running?
I saw a strange creature. Long, hard, and straight, thrusting into a round, dark opening. Preparing to discharge its load of lives. Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
What did the baby corn say to its mother?
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What am I?