Answer:
What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
Two letters lead you to the kind of work I do they name my namesakes name and lead me home to you
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
You may have to assure your date's dad that you have these kind of intentions.
What is red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, violet, red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, violet, red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, violet?
A leathery snake, with a stinging bite. I'll stay coiled up, unless I must fight.