Answer:
What calls for help, when written in capital letters, is the same forwards, backwards and upside down?
Maritime marauders
Power enough to smash ships and crush roofs. Yet it still must fear the sun.
It is where kings, queens, knights and bishops go to war together.
What is red, bloody and smells like an orange?
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?