Answer:
Dies half its life. Lives the rest. Dances without music. Breathes without breath.
White fat and fluffy, May even look like a puppy. Seems heavy but is light, Floats about without a worry, But if it turns dark you have to hurry!
I have five letters and people eat me. When you remove my first letter I become a crime. Remove my first two letters and I am an animal. If you remove my first and last letters I'm a form of music
What stays the same size no matter how much they weight?
Blend a teapot shot so the pearlies won’t rot!
Why was the cook arrested?
Difficult
Animal
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?