Answer:
This is your stomach's way of letting you know you've neglected it.
What Botox will do to your expression.
Four kings of whom I am one lord. Often on deck but never on board. Though I have a large heart, I am always seen at war. During which I always wear a suit, but never a suit of armor. Who or what am I?
Sally, Lisa, and Bernadette are triplets. But Sally and Lisa share something that Bernandette does not. What is it?
It can be cracked, It can be made, It can be told, it can be played. What is it?
It is something you will never see again.