Answer:
How do trees get onto the internet?
Gahi kung mangisog, humok kung kalma.
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one, Michael J Fox has a small one, Madonna doesn't have one, The pope has one but he never uses it, Bill Clinton has one and he uses it all the time! What is it?
What do you call a hen who counts her eggs?
I have a body but not a neck
Those with eyes bigger than their stomach will definitely leave the restaurant with one of them. It is named after a house pet as well.