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When the day after tomorrow is yesterday. Today will be as far from Wednesday. As today was from Wednesday. When the day before yesterday was tomorrow. What is the day after this day?
Each of these ends in a kettle full of precious metal and the double variety is quite awesome
Iron on a mammal. Mammal on your feet.
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
A dragon's tooth in a mortal's hand, I kill, I maim, I divide the land.
Why was the cook arrested?
Difficult
Animal
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?