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What goes up and down but never moves?
Each morning I appear to lie at your feet, all day I follow no matter how fast you run. Yet I nearly perish in the midday sun.
It's shorter than the rest, but when you're happy, you raise it up like it's the best. What is it?
What kind of cup doesn't hold water?
Thanks for such treasures as Mariachis, enchiladas and habanero!
Why was the cook arrested?
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What am I?