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Twelve pears hanging high, twelve men passing by. Each took a pear and left eleven hanging there. How can this be?
On Christmas eve, when Santa leaves his workshop on the north pole, what direction does he travel.
A man wants to buy a used car. He finds a beautiful Buick for $9500, but he buys it without paying a dime. How did he manage this?
What goes up and never comes down?
A man goes upstairs to grab his time machine. He walks downstairs then goes back in time 200 years. Why did he go downstairs?
My days are numbered. What am I?