Answer:
Retired people want these to be large and birds want them to hatch.
What has a ring but no fingers?
A job that involves sitting in a highchair, wearing a black gown and smacking things with a mallet
A sphere has three, a circle has two, and a point has zero. What is it?
What is an acceptable act of violence during saint Patrick's day?
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?
Easy
Animal
Difficult
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?