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What is an aliens favourite sport?
I saw a strange creature, Long, hard, and straight, Thrusting in a round, dark, opening, Preparing to discharge its load of lives, Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, Then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
How do priests stay fit?
What can be right but never wrong?
Despite having long teeth, every bit of food it grabs gets taken from it.
I can only be played on a windy day
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What am I?