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What is old, white, republican, old, white, republican, and old, white, and republican?
This both describes gorgeous woman and an excellent punch.
If you are in Europe and one of your feet is in Germany while the other is in Belgium, then what country would you really be in?
Out of all the celestial bodies, this one has the funniest name
Do you know why stealing is illegal?
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?