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What do you get if you milk a cow after an earthquake?
What did the rain cloud wear under his raincoat?
I met a man and drew his name. He tipped his hat and played my game. What is his name?
Can be found in the drink aisle or on a body-builder's torso
What did the faucet say to the shower?
If you can spot one of these eastern warriors, it means they're not doing their job right.