Answer:
I am wood that is neither hard straight or crooked
I sit high glowing and watch the world go by. Without me everything would seem dull and dangerous. What am I?
I am black of eye and bright of hair. I fast into the ground and follow my lord as he races around the world. What am I?
The more of me there is the less you see.
I'm orange when long I'm white when short. What am I?
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?