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Why are mountains funny?
Why didn't the turkey finish it's dessert?
Some women don't like to be called that, yet every woman wants one. It cries and makes a lot of noise, but smiles and gurgles when you give it toys.
Men cut this by attaching a razor to a broom handle or just have their wives do it.
I saw a strange creature. Long, hard, and straight, thrusting into a round, dark opening. Preparing to discharge its load of lives. Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?
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