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If I say "everything I tell you is a lie", am I telling you the truth or a lie?
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Gahi kung mangisog, humok kung kalma.
How do you know if a sniper likes you?
I saw a strange creature, Long, hard, and straight, Thrusting in a round, dark, opening, Preparing to discharge its load of lives, Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, Then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
Why was the cook arrested?
Funny
Animal
Difficult
Easy
Food
Kids
Logic
What am I?