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Why was the math teacher late to work?
The more he has the less he weighs. What is it?
What did the tiger say after eating Jimmy Kimmel and Ellen De Generes?
how many seconds are in a year?
i have hands but no arms to see and a face but do not talk no eyes but my name might disagree
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?
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Food
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What am I?