Answer:
Today he is there to trip you up and he will torture you tomorrow.
Why do communists write everything in lower case?
What kind of cup doesn't hold water
Do you know why stealing is illegal?
When set loose I fly away. Never so cursed as when I go astray
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?
Funny
Animal
Difficult
Easy
Food
Kids
Logic
What am I?