Answer:
Doing this with your job can be risky but doing it with smoking is always a good idea
What do you call the mother-in-law of your sister's husband?
A big shiny black car nobody wants to be a passenger in.
Tear one off and scratch my head, what once was red is black instead!
When is 1500 plus 20 and 1600 minus 40 the same thing?
What gift should you give blind people, drunks, and nerds for Christmas?
Easy
Animal
Difficult
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?