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What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
I wear a red robe, with staff in hand, and a stone in my throat.
What is often returned, but never borrowed/
Man walks over, and man swims under. In times of war, it can be burned asunder. What is it?
Vikings use this for warmth.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?